'Writer's Almanac' Cancelled After No One Can Hear Garrison Keillor
'The Writer's Almanac' was cancelled today after Garrison Keillor's voice slowly faded into nothing. According to reports, Keillor had just started the show and was talking about the birthday of an insignificant writer when he slowly became mute. One witness said: 'I was listening and fell asleep. When I woke up, there was no noise. Nothing.'. Check in later for more details.